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Your Stay
Accommodation
The Cottage
clinic is attached to your very own private cottage which includes:
Large En-suite Bedroom with comfortable sofa
Cosy sitting room with log burner
Kitchen/Dining Room with another log burner
The Clinic
The Cottage
clinic is a new purpose built and extremely well equipped clinic
including the following equipment:
As Matron of
the Cottage clinic I maintain very high standards and as you are
solely in my charge, I DEMAND my patients are well-presented and
clean.
Please
note:
If you're bringing
your own French maid's outfit or a rubber suit, be sure it's clean
and fresh smelling too! Please bathe, shave, gargle, deodorize,
and don freshly laundered clothes before visiting Matron.
No illegal
substances (ie. any type of drugs whatsoever) will be
tolerated on the premises of the clinic. This also includes Amyl
Nitrate.
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